The sharp-tongued AI bestie
who's always on your side

Send screenshots, tell her what happened. She turns the mess into a timeline, a receipts-only statement, and shareable image cards.

Walk her through the details. She reads the pattern and hands you a 🟢🟡🔴 report card.

For the 3am spirals. Someone who catches you first — and then reminds you he's not that special.